Suggested Band Names

Suggested Band Names
-There is a fine line between clever and stupid

Whilst wasting the day away at work, myself and co-worker Ian have come up w/ an array of names we think would be great for new bands. They usually come to us in the discourse of telling stories or other people's verbal slip ups. If you use one, let me know. I want a t-shirt and so does Ian.

* Strategic Parapalegic (Submitted by Rusty Shackleford)

* Metric Symmetric (Submitted by Rusty Shackleford)

* Tremendous Number Two (Submitted by Everybody's Favorite Matt)

* Big Lipped Trifecta

* Early Morning Shower Funk

* Jean Suit

* Old World Rag

* Thorax

* Limit Of Statutations

* Chick In Clown Shoes

* Dirty Married Pussy

* Me Naked

* Craving Bagels

* Old Dried Up Smoker

* Sweaty Berliner

* Rendered Bony

* Junk Bond Fucko

* Vest W/ Naked Chest

* Schlong-N-Stein

* Fistful Of Fingers

* Fistful Of Digits

* Soilent Green Frye

* Soilent Moon Frye

* One Big Sex Room

* Other Side Of The Ass

* Inspiritron

* Foilage

* Inbreaded

* Pornaroid

* Overpoweringly Pretty

* Obligatory Cure

* Snot Rag

* Junk House Sluice

* Zsa Zsa Pompadour

* Conscientious Injector

* Tactile Pterodactyl

* Tsouixsie Pflusie

* Gone Di La

* Mohair Breastplate

* Elusive Lucy

* Dry Hump Spooner (Co-worker Matt)

* Unfettered Bondage Matrix (Ditto)

* Sledge Hammered Testicles (Once again, Matt)

* Mud Maker

* Lobster Man Gets Laid

* Thatch Of Thickets

* Vanilla Ice T Bone Thugs and Harmony

* Sugar Sludge

* Couple Squared

* Lesbian Conductor

* Al Kida And The Taliband Love Train.

* Froth Crotch

* Froth Rocket

* ShortBus Special and the WindowLickers (Submitted by Teri)

* The Bagdaddians

* Bloody Nose Coke Blow

* Meat Coat

* Truth Telling Retard

* The Pit Vents

* Gubment Cheese

* One Nipple Shy

* Cute If Not 80's

* Reverend Bony

* Shanker

* Bottle Cap Moniker

* Obligatory Dog

* Fistful Of Hangars

* Big Fuck Toy

* Mochanut

* Oily Man Fat

* The Plump Drummettes

* Glass Dick

* Feverish Burn

* Spandex Trash Bag

* FastBag

* Clinton Clearwater Survival

* Huckleberry Sausage and the Funky Chickens

* Nevertheless Luscious

* Lanyard Head

* Dead Agent

* Trodden On

* City Dust

* Tobasco Mini Van

* Hot Sauce Sluice

* Snaggle Snatch

* Heinous Face

* Innocuous Crap

* Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder

* Pacific Rim

* Edward Jism Hands And The Finger Bangs

* All You Can Eat Warren Buffet

* Rock Bottom Cletus

* Unfettered Finger Bang

* Inch Thick Mittens

* Darth Diggler

* Chain Of Senority

* The Navel Gazers

* Warm Hand Brandon

* SCSI Numlock

* Fudge Knuckle

* Knudge Fuckle

* Burlesque-esque

* Ol' Dirty Leotard

* Air Sack

* Flirtaceous Litter