WEB EXCLUSIVE: THE PICTURES MY BOSS JOHANNA DID NOT WANT YOU TO SEE!  
      -There is a fine line between having a job and not having a job.        









 

My boss Johanna tore these pictures up and threw them in the trash.  I retrieved the pieces and taped them back together for everyone to see.  She really hates these pictures.  Jackie Please is at the bottom.  Others have been blurred to protect the innocent, and maybe my job.  Shhhh.  Don't tell.





All the way to the left.  She is hard at work in a meeting.  The guy in the middle is Brian Hancock, who once had 2 goats named Billy and Goat. He is a funny ass guy, and he's a big  Denver Nuggets fan, so he's ok in my book. 
 




She hates this picture.  Same with the one at the bottom.  It doesn't really look like her, and she calls this her "Jon Bon Jovi Hair".  Compare with the newer picture next to it..  Its like its a different person without the rocker hair.


Johanna and Jackie are a collective unit that moves and thinks in unison.  Right now they are scanning the others before assimilating them into the "borg", as it were.


"Tee hee hee.  I have no idea Dan did this."  
 



Jackie Please is on her way to wash my car.


Compare again.  Old.  New.


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