Meet my friend, Dr. Paul Kamborra.  He emailed my friend Steve, who forwarded the email to me.  Scammers obviously don't cross reference who they send emails to.  I created a special email account to email Dr. Paul.  This account is urnfn-dbag@domain.com.  "Urnfn-dbag" stands for "you are a fucking douche bag".  I told him my name was Dave Ura Debag.   This scammer was strange because I told him many outlandish things, told him I knew he was scamming me, but he just kept on trying to rip me off.  He was very persistant.  This one goes on for quite awhile because of this.  I use the usual tricks, typing his name wrong, using words wrong, lying a lot, improper salutations.  My notes are in BOLD and preceded by "Editors Note".  

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(Editors Note- Here is the usual boring dissertation on why and how I can help him steal money and get some for myself, but pay him first and then not get any money.)

From: kam_paul010@wooow.it 
To: kam_paul010@wooow.it 
Subject: ATTN: (HANDLE THIS INFORMATION SECRETLY) 
Date: Sun, 12 Sep 2004 08:41:44 -0700 

ATTN: (HANDLE THIS INFORMATION SECRETLY) 
Dear, 

I hereby contact you personally concerning the 
situation in my bank. In order to transfer out 
{us$34,000,000} thirty four million us dollars, I have 
the courage to look for a reliable and honest person 
who will be capable for this important business 
believing that you will never let me down either now or 
in future. 

I am dr Kamborra paul , the Regional computing auditor 
of (STANDARD BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA) JOHANNES BURG 
BRANCH(SBG). There is an account opened in this bank in 
1985 and since 1990 nobody has operated on this account 
again. After going through some old files in the 
records I discovered that if I do not remit this money 
out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing according 
to Souh Africa laws and act of 1993,the money willbe 
revert this country government treasury after 15 years 
if there is no valid claim. I need a foreign partner 
that will present as arelative to this late man. I 
concluded to transfer this money overeas for proper 
investment that will benefit me.The owner of this 
account is Mr. Daniel B.Jones, a foreigner,and a Miner 
at Kruger Gold Co.a geologist by profession and he 
died since 1990. No other person knows about this 
account or any thing concening it,the account has no 
other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me 
as well that this company does not know anything about 
this account and the amount involved is us$34,000,000 
Thirty Four million dollars. 
I am only contacting you as aforeigner because this 
money can not be approved to a local bank here, but 
can only be approved to any foreign account because 
the money is in US dollars and the former owner of the 
account is Mr. Daniel B Jones,who is a foreigner too. 
I know thatthis message will come to you as a 
surprise as we don't know ourselves before,we will 
sign agreement, but be sure that it is real. I only 
got your contact address from my secretary during a 
normal routine search, i believe in God that you will 
never let me down in this business, you are the only 
person that I have contacted in this business, so 
please reply urgently so that I will inform you the 
next step to take urgently. 
Send also your private telephone and fax number. 
I want us to met face to face or sign a binding 
agreement to bind us together so that you can receive 
this money into a foreign account or any account of 
your choice where the fund will be safe. I am 
contacting you because of the need to involve a 
foreigner withforeign account and foreign beneficiary. 
I need your full co-operation to make this work fine. 
because the management is ready to approve this 
payment to any foreigner who has correct information 
of this account, which I will give to you later 
imediately, if you are able and capable to handle 
such amount in strict confidence and trust according 
to my instructions and advice for our mutual benefit. 
I need a truthful person in this businessn because I 
don't want to make mistake and I need our strong 
assurance and trust. With my position now in the office 
I can transfer this money to any foreigner's reliable 
account which you can provide with assurance that this 
money will be intact pending my physical arrival in 
your country for sharing. I will destroy all documents 
of transaction immediately we receive this money 
leaving no trace to any place.you can also come to 
discuss with me face to face after which I will make 
this remittance in your presence. 
I will use my position and influence to effect legal 
approvals and onward transfer of this money to your 
account with appropriate clearance forms of the 
ministries and foreign exchange departments. At the 
conclusion of this business, you will be given 5O%of 
the total aount, 50%will be for me and my family, I 
look forward to your earliest reply through my email 
address. 

Yours truly, 
DR kamborra paul. 
STANDARD BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA 
NOTE:you can as well write me through my alternative 
email adress:(kamborra_paul010@verizonmail.com ) 

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Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2004 20:29:50 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: re: ATTN: (HANDLE THIS INFORMATION SECRETLY) 
To: kam_paul010@wooow.it 


Dear Dr. Kamborra Paul,

What can I do to help? I can certainly keep a secret 
and if we both can benefit, I would be happy to do what 
is necessary.

Thanks, 

Dave Debag

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Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2004 22:00:56 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: DETAILS 
To: urnfn-dbag 


DEAR MR DAVID,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR RESPONSE. I AM SORRY I WAS 
UNABLE TO REACH YOU IN DUE TIME. I WAS SO BUSY WITH SOME
OFFICE ENGAGEMENTS.

EXPANTIATING MY NOTE TO YOU, THE FUND IN QUESTION WAS 
DEPOSITED WITH MY BANK BY ONE MR DANIEL B. JONES 
WITHOUT A SPECIFIED WIRITTEN INHERITOR.  HE DEPOSITED THE 
SUM OF THIRTY FOUR THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS.  AFTER 
HIS DEATH, THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF MY BANK MADE SO 
MANY EFFORT TO LOCATE THE RELATIONS BUT
ALL EFFORT PROVED ABORTIVE. OWING TO THIS, I NOW 
DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU TO FRONT AS THE BENEFICIARY OF 
THE FUND AFTER WHICH WE SHALL TOGETHER INVEST
WITH THE FUND.  THIS WILL BE SUBJECT TO THE APPROVAL OF 
THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THE STANDARD BANK OF SOUTH 
AFRICA IN CONJUCTION WITH THE APEX BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA 
WHICH IS THE RESERVED BANK OF AFRICA.  SO I WILL REQUIRE 
YOU TO FORWARD TO ME THE INFORMATION BELOW SO THAT I 
CAN PRESENT IT TO THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS FOR APPROVAL.

1.YOUR FULL NAME
2.DETAILED ADDRESS
3.YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
4.YOUR ACCOUNT INFORMATION WHICH THE BANK WILL USE IN
TRANSFERING THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCONT.

I SHALL FEED YOU WITH NEXT STEP AS SOON AS 
POSSIBLE.  ENSURE YOU SEND YOU SEND THE INFORMATIONS SO 
THAT I CAN PRESENT IT AT THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS MEETING 
HOLDING ON THE SEVENTEENTH DAY OF SEPTEMBER 2004.EVERY 
DOCUMENTATION HAS TO BE MADE IN YOUR NAME AS THE 
ORIGINAL INHERITOR MEANWHILE, MY NAMES ARE DR. KAMBORRA 
PAUL, THE REGIONAL COMPUTING AUDITOR EDITOR OF THE 
STANDARD BANK OF AFRICA.  I MA MARRIED WITH TWO CHILDREN 
AND ONE WIFE.  I AM 52 YEARS OF AGE.  AND BY THE GRACE OF 
GOD I AM HAPPILY MARRIED. OF THE FUND.  (Editors Note- Not sure about that last sentence.)

BEST REGARDS
DR. KAMBORRA PAUL.

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(Editors Note- I liked his made up word "expantiate", so I used it.)

Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2004 10:28:07 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: DETAILS 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 


Dr. Paul,

That sounds good, but I have some questions I would 
like for you to expantiate on. How much money will I 
get in the end. Will I need to get IRS forms, or will 
the taxing be done through your end? 

I am gathering the information that you need. 

Thank You, 

Dave Debag

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Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2004 22:00:36 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 


DEAR MR DAVID,

GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU ONCE AGAIN IN RESPECT TO THIS 
TRANSACTION. BE IT AS IT MAY, WE HAVE TO REACH AN 
AGREEMENT ON YOUR PERCENTAGE WHICH WILL BE BINDING ON 
THE BOTH OF US.

AS TO THE IRS FORM, I WILL MAKE PROVISION FOR THAT AND 
OTHER NECESSARY DOCUMENTS REQUIRED FOR THE 
TRANSACTION. IT MAY INTEREST YOU TO KNOW THAT THE 
AGREEMENT HAS TO BE WRITTEN BY YOU, SIGNED IN YOUR OWN 
PART, THEN SEND IT TO ME TO SIGN AS THE SECOND PARTY.

THIS IS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THE BUSINESS IS FOR THE 
BOTH OF US, AS SUCH, EVERY EFFORT SHOULD BE MADE BY THE 
BOTH PARTIES TO SEE TO THE SUCCESSFUL END OF THIS 
TRANSACTION.

SO ALL THAT I NEED FROM YOU NOW IS THE INFORMATIONS I 
REQUESTED FROM YOU SO THAT I CAN SUBMIT IT AT THE 
MEETING OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTOES OF STANDARD BANK OF 
SOUTH AFRICA.  SO I WILL OBLIGE YOU TO DO THIS AS FAST AS 
POSSIBLE.  THE MEETINGS ARE NORMALLY HELD EVERY MONDAY 
AND THURSDAY.

SO ENDEAVOUR TO SEND THE CREDENTIALS SO THAT WE CAN 
MEET UP WITH THE MODAY MEETING.

BEST REGARDS,

DR.KAMBORRA PAUL.

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(Editors Note- Here is the info Dr. Paul requested, but it is the wrong info.  The phone and fax numbers I gave him are to an OB/GYN clinic in Ohio. )

Date: Fri, 17 Sep 2004 09:21:27 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag@blank.com> View Contact Details 
Subject: Re: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 


Dr. Kamborra,

This all sounds very good. I am pleased to be a part of this, I recently received a lot of bills for ultrasound rickets testing, and this will help.

Here is the info you requested:

Full Name: Dave Ura Debag 
Phone Number: (513) 221-XXXX 
Fax Number: (513) 682-XXXX
Mothers Maiden Name: Higene

Have a good day!

Dave Debag

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Date: Sat, 18 Sep 2004 02:34:41 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 

DEAR MR DEBAG,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONSE AND THE INFORMATIONS YOU 
SENT AS REQUESTED.  MORE AGAIN, IT MAY INTEREST ME TO KNOW 
YOUR AGE, YOUR MARITAL STATUS. THAT IS ,IF YOU ARE 
MARRIED OR NOT.  IN FACT, I NEED TO KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT 
YOUR FAMILY.

HOWEVER, I STILL WANT TO ASK YOU, IF YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE 
OF ESTATE INVESTMENT BECAUSE I WILL LIKE TO INVEST IN 
ESTATE WHEN I GET TO YOUR COUNTRY.

BEST REGARDS,

DR. KAMBORRA.

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(Editors Note- Dr. Paul's All Caps writing style is very annoying.  He wants to know about my family, probably to use as leverage if I screw him over.   I tell Dr. Paul some lies, including how rich I am.  I figure he will put up with more bullshit than normal if he thinks I'm rich.  I also use words inappropriately, like "geriatrically", which isn't even a real word.)

Date: Sat, 18 Sep 2004 17:31:40 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 

Dr. Paul,

I like a man who wants to know his business partners 
personally, as well as geriatrically. 

I am 24 years old and just recently returned to the 
United States. I spent a year abroad in The 
Netherlands, my parents paid for it. My dad is the CEO 
of a Wall Walker company (some say it's Wacky, but it's 
also very profitable). He pretty much gives me 
whatever money I want, but I feel your business 
proposal is a good way to show him I can make it on my 
own in the business world.

As far as Estate Investing, or Real Estate as we call 
it in the US, I do have some knowledge. I tend to buy 
in areas that have "Knolls" in the name. My family has 
houses in Hickory Knolls, Wrump Knolls, and Skeezer 
Knolls. Although father does have a few Penthouses in 
Manhattan as well. I would be happy to take around the 
Eastern Seaboard when you come out here. 

How about your family? 

Scrumptiously,

Dave Debag

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Date: Mon, 20 Sep 2004 06:27:08 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: Re: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 


DEAR MR DAVID,


I GOT YOUR MAIL AND UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING 
THEREIN,MEANWHILE,I HAVE PRESENTED YOUR FILE TO THE 
BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF STANDARD BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA FOR 
APPROVAL.AS SOON AS THE SEESION IS OVER,I SHALL UPDATE 
YOU ON THE DEVELOPMENT.
MEANWHILE I MAY REQUIRE TO SEND A SCAN COPY OF YOUR 
PICTURE,I WILL ALSO SEND YOU MINE FOR SAKE OF 
IDENTIFICATION.


BEST REGARDS,
DR PAUL.

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Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:52:13 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 


Dr Paul,

Let me know when the approval comes through, I look 
forward to shaking your hand when this is finished.

Dave

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(Editors Note- The enthusiasm he shows in trying to get me excited is palpable.)

Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 09:45:01 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: CONGRATULATIONS. 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 

CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!CONGRATULATIONS!

DEAR MR DAVID,

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT THE STANDARD BANK OF SOUTH 
AFRICA, JOHANESBURG BRANCH HAS APPROVED YOUR APPLICATION AS THE INHERITOR/BENEFICIARY TO THE THIRTY FOUR MILLION USD DEPOSITED BY LATE DANIEL B.JONES.  SO, WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FINAL APPROVAL FROM THE RESERVED BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA WHICH IS THE APEX BANK OF SOUTH 
AFRICA. YOUR FILE HAS BEEN PROCEEDED TO THE ABOVE 
MENTIONED BANK FOR FINAL APPROVAL.  I DO PRAY, MOST 
FERVENTLY ,THAT EVERYTHING WORKS OUT.

I SHALL INTIMATE YOU AS SOON AS THE APPROVAL IS MADE.

BEST REGARD,

DR PAUL.

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Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:34:47 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 


DEAR MR DAVID,

THIS IS DR. PAUL COMMUNICATING.  HOW DO YOU DO TODAY?  WELL THINGS HAVE BEEN GOING ALL WELL THOUGH IT HAS BEEN COST PRESSING.  THE DOCUMENTATION AND OTHER FORMALITIES THAT WAS OBSERVED.  BUT I AM NOT COMPLAINING BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THE BENEFITS SUPERCEEDS THE INCONVINIENCES.  BY AND LARGE, I WILL OBLIGE YOU TO FORWARD TO ME 
IMMEDIATELY, YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS .THIS WILL SERVE 
AS YOUR PRESENT RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS THAT WILL BE USED 
IN PREPARING THE FUND RELEASE CERTIFICATE WHICH WILL 
BEAR YOUR FULL NAME AND YOUR PRESENT RESIDENTIAL 
ADDRESS.  THIS WILL BE PRIOR TO THE FINAL APPROVAL BY THE 
APEX BANK.

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO GIVING YOU A GOOD NEWS BY 
TOMORROW.

MEANWHILE, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME LOOK FOR A DESCENT HOUSE 
.I WILL LIKE TO BUY ONE AS SOON AS I GET TO YOUR 
COUNTRY.

THOUGH MY REAL ESTATE BUSINESS IS NOT LEFT BEHIND.  BYE 
AND DO HAVE A NICE DAY

DR. PAUL.

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(Editors Note- In the last email Dr. Paul hinted that he has been spending a lot of money.  He hasn't hit me up for money yet, but it's coming.  Here come some really outlandish lies from me, Dave Debag.  I also broach the subject of doing the dirty deed with he and his wife.)

Date: Wed, 22 Sep 2004 10:51:55 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 

Dr. Paul,

The last 2 emails bring great news indeed! I got them 
last night and immediately began to celebrate. I flew a 
few friends and family to nearby Toledo, OH for a 
Yachting trip. Lets just say it cost me (or my father 
as it were) a lot of money, but since I will be 
recouping 10 times the amount soon, it doesn't matter!

I can't wait to show you all the fabulous houses to 
choose from. Maybe we can live next door to each other. 
I think some swingers parties would be a good way to 
celebrate, but I will have to check the Covenants for 
the Homowners association. I live in a brand new 
housing community, very exclusive, it's called 
Coalminers Daughter Knolls. (Editors Note- Props to MaddGame.)

Here is my address:

18546 Cumsequa St. 
Fairfield, OH 45014 

Please let me know the next step!

Verily,

Dave Debag

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(Editors Note- I haven't heard from him and I am sad.)

Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 12:47:43 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 


Dr. Kumbaya,

I didn't hear from you today, I hope all is alright? 
Please let me know the status.

Crestfallenly,

Dave

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Date: Fri, 24 Sep 2004 03:19:11 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 


DEAR MR DAVID,

I GOT YOUR MAIL BUT COULD NOT REPLY OWING TO THE FACT 
THAT I HAD TO HEAR OF THE FINAL APPROVAL FROM THE 
RESERVED BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA.  THERE WAS A LITTLT 
TROUBLE ON THE ENDORSEMENT OF YOUR FILE.  BUT AFTER SOME 
PEN AND PAPER WORK THROUGH MY GOOD OFFICE, I WAS A ABLE 
TO MAKE SUCCESS.

THAT IS TO SAY THAT THE FILE HAS BEEN ENDORSED AND 
APPROVED.  SO, YOU NOW STAND AS THE INHERITOR AND THE 
BENEFICIARY OF LATE DANIEL B.JONES FUND.
ALL THINGS BEEN EQUAL, THE BANK ISS SUPPOSED TO HAVE 
SENT YOU A CERTIFICATE OF FUND RELEASE FOR THE 
COMFIRMATION OF THE APPROVAL.
HOWEVER IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED THIS,ENDEAVOUR TO GET BACK 
TO ME URGENNTLY SO THAT I CAN WORK ON THAT.I DON"T WANT 
ANYTHING TO BE A BARRIER TO THE SUCEESFULL END OF THIS 
TRANSACTION.I HAVE REALLY SPENT A LOT TO SEE TO THE 
SUCCESS OF THIS TRANSACTION.
SO, YOU TRY AND GET BACK TO ME.


BEST REGARDS,


DR PAUL.

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(Editors Note- Here is the very official certificate I was sent.)



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Date: Fri, 24 Sep 2004 09:46:17 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 


Dr. Paul,

That sounds great, thanks for letting know! I in turn 
will let you know when I receive the certificate.

Tell me of your family, since we will be meeting soon, 
I very much would like toi know of your personal life. 
How about a picture so I can show people the man whop 
has changed my life forever!

Love,

Dave

(Editors Note- I told him for the first of many times that I love him.)
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Date: Sat, 25 Sep 2004 01:35:56 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 

DEAR MR DAVID,

I GOT YOUR MAIL AND QUITE APPRECIATE YOUR URGENT 
RESPONSE AS ASKED FROM YOU.  MEANWHILE, I WILL BE PICKING 
THE CERTIFICATE OF FUND RELEASE ON YOUR BEHALF AND 
SHALL SEND IT TO YOU ON MONDAY.
AS IT IS NOW, ALL THE FORMALITIES HAS BEEN OBSERVED.  THE 
RESERVED BANK AS AN APEX BANK DOES NOT DEAL WITH 
INDIVIDUAL.  SO YOU HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO CONTACT THE 
AFFILIATED/CORRESPONDING BANK FOR THE IMMEDIATE RELEASE 
OF YOUR FUND WITH THE INFORMATION BELOW


E-MAIL:gbs_2004@consultant.com
WEBSITE:www.gbsbank.co.za
THE CONTACT PERSON IS MR.WILLIAM JO

THIS YOU HAVE TO DO IMMEDIATELY.
AS TO KNOWING ABOUT MY FAMILY.  I HAVA A FAMILY OF 
THREE.  TWO CHILDREN, MY WIFE AND MYSELF.  VERY HAPPY HOME.  I SHALL SEND YOU THE PICTURE OF MY WIFE AND I. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO ABOUT BROADCASTING.  THE PROOVE SHOULD BE NOTICED AS SOON AS THE FUND IS RELEASED.
SO, ALL YOU NEED TO DO NOW IS TO CONTACT THE AFFILIATED 
BANK IMMEDIATELY FOR THE FUND RELEASE.  GET BACK TO ME 
ASAP.


BYE AND DO HAVE A NICE DAY.
DR. PAUL.

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(Editors Note- Here I email the bank.  I give Mr. Jo some terms and instructions on sending me the money.  I don't let him tell me what I owe.)

Date: Mon, 27 Sep 2004 10:27:28 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Paul Kamborra 
To: gbs_2004@consultant.com 

Mr. William Jo,

Dr. Paul asked that I notify you I have been approved, 
so you can now send me my money. Dr. Paul has my 
address and account info. Go ahead and deposit the 
money or just send me a check. You may also send cash 
but I can't be responsible if it is lost in the mail. 
Dr. Paul also said you would be sending some fresh 
lobster, which I would appreciate. 

Thanks Dave

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(Editors Note- Dr. Paul sent me a picture but it wasn't sent right, so I never saw it.  Very disappointing.)

Date: Sat, 25 Sep 2004 02:15:51 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: VIEW THE ATTACH COPY 
To: urnfn-dbag 


THIS IS THE PICTURE OF MY WIFE AND I.  ENDEAVOUR TO SEND 
YOURS AS WELL.

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(Editors Note- I bring up wife swapping again.  I also let him know my lawyer approves.  Scammers always hate when you tell them you have told someone else, because they don't want anyone telling it is a scam.  I also bring up a line from Willy Wonka.  Can you spot it?)

Date: Mon, 27 Sep 2004 10:31:49 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 

Dr. Paul,

I just emailed Mr. Jo and he should be sending my money 
any day now. Thank you for the picture, your wife 
looks scrumptious. I look forward to swapping her.

I will let you know when the money has been deposited. 
My lawyer, Booteny Lee Farnsworth will have the release 
papers ready for you to sign. Just a little Indemnity 
Clause between 2 fast friends, I know this will be no 
big deal to you as a Banker.

Love,

Dr. Debag

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Date: Mon, 27 Sep 2004 10:37:37 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: VIEW THE ATTACH COPY 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 


Here is a picture of me!



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(Editors Note- Dr. Paul has had enough of my disrespect, and using his best Sherlock Holmes skills, notices some discrepancies in my story.)

Date: Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:23:03 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 

ATTN MR DAVID,

POINT OF CAUTION, I AM NOT HERE TO DISCUSS MY WIFE BUT 
RATHER BUSINESS, SO DON'T BRING MY WIFE INTO THIS 
BUSINESS.

MEANWHILE I SAW THE PICTURE YOU SENT, BUT I SAW AN 
ADVANCED MAN OLDER THAN THE AGE YOU GAVE TO ME AS YOUR 
AGE.  MAY I BELIEVE YOU ARE NOT IMPERSONATING, OR IS THE 
PICTURE THAT OF YOUR FATHER.  MORESO, I STILL BELIEVE YOU 
DID NOT GIVE YOUR LAWYER OR WHOSOEVER THE DETAILS OF 
THIS TRANSACTION.  REMEMBER I INSRUCTED YOU TO KEEP THIS 
TRANSACTION CONFIDENTIAL AND YOU PROMISED TO DO SO.  I 
HOPE YOU ARE NOT DEVIATING FROM THAT FACT.

GIVE ME QUICK RESPONSE ABOUT THIS.

GOOD-DAY

DR KAMBORRA.

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(Editors Note- Since Dr. Paul gave me an out, I took it.)

Date: Mon, 27 Sep 2004 16:43:25 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 

Paul,

You are correct, that picture is of my father on our 
last vacation. I picked the wrong photo. I have 
attached a new one of me I took with my computer 
camera.

I meant no offense to your wife, I mentioned my 
"hobby" earlier and you did not protest, I assumed you 
shared the desire. Perhaps it was a cultural block, 
regardless, no offense.

As for my lawyer, I have in fact kept him abreast of 
our plans. Surely you do not expect someone with my 
sort of family money to not have my lawyer involved? 
That is ludicrous. But remember, there is attorney 
client privilege in the United States, he therefore 
can tell no one without fear of disbarment. I pay him 
well and he has kept my other "secrets" from the police 
before.

So once I get the papers from you, I will send them 
back with the papers for you to sign, and you send back 
to me, kapiche? Good. Now lets get this over with, I 
am getting anxious and wish to have the money in my 
account in 2 business days. There is no backing out 
now Mr. Paul.

Gladitorially,

Dave Debag

(Editors Note- I decided to push him a little at the end there.  Here is the second photo I sent him.)



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Date: Tue, 28 Sep 2004 04:01:40 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 


DEAR MR DAVID,

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.  I AM A LITTLE BUSY NOW AND CANNOT 
WRITE IN DETAILS.  I SHALL GET BACK TO YOU.  MOREOVER, I AM 
NOT AGAINS THE ISSUE OF YOUR ATTORNEY, I ACCEPT IT IN 
GOOD FAITH.

REGARDS,

DR. PAUL

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(Editors Note- I am glad he has accepted my lawyer, I give him even more reassurance that he is trustworthy.)

Date: Tue, 28 Sep 2004 11:44:48 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 

Dr. Paul,

I am glad you are good with the attorney, he is very 
trustworthy. One time I Maimed a child while drunk in 
a golf cart. I spent no time in jail, and the the 
child's parents ended up owing me money. My lawyer is 
great!.

Let me know what I can do to speed this up. I want the 
money by Friday.

Love, 

Dave Debag

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(Editors Note- Here comes the request for cash.)

From: "gbs mutaul bank of south africa" 
<gbs_2004@consultant.com> 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Date: Tue, 28 Sep 2004 09:16:39 -0500 
Subject: ATTN:MASSAGE FROM GBS MUTAUL BANK!! 

ATTN: MR.DAVID DEBAG.
DEAR VALUE CUSTOMER

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE RECEIVED THE 
INSTRUCTION FROM RESERVE BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA TO RELEASE YOUR FUND PAYMENT VALUED AT $34,000,000 TO YOU. AS A MATTER OF URGENCY, YOU ARE EXPECTED TO FUNISH US WITH 
THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS FOR THE PROCUREMENT:

(1) INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR A DRIVERS LICENSE FOR AN 
IDENTIFICATION.
(2) FUNDS RELEASE APPROVAL
(3) A TOTAL SUM OF $ 10,550 CASH BEING PAYMENT FOR THE 
INSURANCE FEE, HANDLING CHARGES AND CLEARING FEE.

THE TRANSACTION WILL TAKE A MAXIMUM OF 2 OFFICIAL DAYS,
THANK YOU FOR BANKING WITH US
THANKS YOUR’S FAITHFULLY,

Mr.WILLIAMS Jo. 

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(Editors Note- I just go along with it for now.)

Date: Tue, 28 Sep 2004 11:48:13 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: ATTN:MASSAGE FROM GBS MUTAUL BANK!! 
To: "gbs mutaul bank of south africa" 
<gbs_2004@consultant.com> 

Mr. Jo,

Please send me the address on where to send all the 
information, plus the financial requirements.

Cybernetically,

Dave Debag

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(Editors Note- Dr. Paul gives me some sob story.)

Date: Tue, 28 Sep 2004 19:36:43 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 

DEAR MR DAVID,

I AM AS MUCH IN NEED OF THE MONEY AS YOU DO.  SO AS SOON 
AS MR JO REACHES YOU FOR THE RE;EASE OF THE FUND, YOU 
KNIDLY INFORM ME SO THAT I CAN BEGIN TO MAKE 
PREPARATIONS ON HOW TO LEAVE MY COUNTRY WITH MY 
FAMILY.  YOU ALSO WILL HAVE TO SEND ME SOME MONEY 
IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THE MONEY,  THAT WILL GO A LONG 
WAY IN FASCLITATING MY MOVEMENT.  I HAVE REALLY SPENT 
MUCH IN THE CAUSE OF THIS TRANSACTION THAT I HAVE 
ALMOST REMOVED FOOD FROM MY FAMILY TABLE.  BUT I KNOW IT 
SHALL SOON BE OVER  .I SO MUCH BELIEVE THAT ON OR BEFORE 
FRIDAY, THE MONEY MUST HAVE CERTAINLY GET TO YOU.

REGARDS,

DR KAMBORRA.

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Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2004 05:52:40 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 


DEAR MR DAVID,

I HAVE LONG WAITED TO HEAR FROM YOU BUT ALL TO NO 
AVAIL.

WHAT IS HAPPENING, HAVEN'T THE BANK REACHED YOU FOR 

THE RELEASE OF THE FUND?  PLEASE UPDATE ME IMMEDIATELY.

DR PAUL.

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From: "gbs mutaul bank of south africa" 
<gbs_2004@consultant.com> 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2004 10:10:42 -0500 
Subject: PAYMENT SCHEDULE!! 


ATTN:
DEAR VALUE CUSTOMER,
THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE RECIEVE YOUR MAIL OF 
TODAY AND ALL YOU SAID IS NOTED.  YOU ARE REQUIRED TO FORWARD ALL THE REQIUEMENT THROUGH MAIL ATTACHMENT.  REGARDDING THE PAYMENT USE THIS INFORMATION BELOW TO 
MAKE THE PAYMENT, TO ENABLE US TRANSFAR THIS MONEY INTO 
YOU NOMINATED ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY DELAY.

AFTER THE PAYMENT WAS MADE SEND THE PAYMENT SLIP TO US 
TO ENABLE US VERIFY AND EFFECT YOUR MONEY INTO YOUR 
ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY.  WE WANT THIS PAYMENT TO BE MADE IMMEDIATELY TO ENABLE US ACCESS YOUR ACCOUNT WOTHIN TWO DAY.FORWARD YOUR  ACCOUNT AFTER THE PAYMENT.

ACCOUNT NAME: LUKE LIN.CO LTD.
ACCOUNT NO: 47017001072-4
BANK NAME: TAIPEI BANK 
SUNGCHIANG BRANCH
BANK ADDRESS: 200,SUNGCHIANG 
ROAD,TAIWAN.R.O.C.
BANK TELEX NUMBER: 12924
BANK SWIFT: &n bsp; 
TPBTTWTP470.

THANK YOU FOR BANKING WITH US
YOURS FAITHFILY,
MR.WELLIAM JO

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(Editors Note- For an official communication from a bank, it sure has a lot of errors.  And what is with this "Taipei Bank"?  I thought I was dealing with a South African Bank.  And Mr. William Jo has changed his name to Welliam Jo.  And later on he changes it to Walliam Jo.  I am Confused.  I explain how I will take care of business.)

Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2004 08:33:48 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 

Mr. Paul,

I replied to your email yesterday. Perhaps you missed 
it.

I did get an email for the bank and they gave me 
instructions. I have a question. You have stated the 
funds reside in the STANDARD BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA 
JOHANNES BURG BRANCH(SBG). The bank has asked me to 
give them $10,550, but the bank is in Taiwan. Why 
would I have to pay a bank in Taiwan to release money 
in South Africa? And it is a non- affiliated bank, so 
it is not even a branch. I think the bank is making us 
do unnecessary things.

Right now I am sending an assistant to Johannesburg to 
visit the bank. He has a Power Of Attorney release to 
act on my behalf. This will cut the $10,550 cost down 
since there will be no transfer required. Send me 
information as to where he should meet you. His name 
is Mr. Hugh Jass. He will receive the funds, give you 
your share of the 34,000,000. You and your family can 
then board my rented plane and come back to my home 
where we will celebrate. You can stay with me in my 
guest house bungalow until we find you a home.

Mr. Jass will be there Thursday Sept. 30th at 9am at 
Johannesburg International Airport. I understand you 
are probably sleeping as I write this, when you wake 
up, Mr. Jass should be there.

Good Tidings,

Dave Debag

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(Editors Note- Here is a message to the bank.)

Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2004 08:35:53 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: PAYMENT SCHEDULE!! 
To: "gbs mutaul bank of south africa" 
<gbs_2004@consultant.com> 

Mr. Jo,

I am confused why I would pay an unaffiliated bank in 
Taiwan to release money in South Africa. This is 
unsatisfactory. I am sending a representative to South 
Africa right now to clear this up. Dr. Paul has the 
details.

Good Day,

Dave Debag

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(Editors Note- Mr. Hugh Jass.  Get it?  Huge Ass?  I am so clever.  The bank reminds me of the money I need to pay.)

From: "gbs mutaul bank of south africa" 
<gbs_2004@consultant.com> 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2004 13:56:46 -0500 
Subject: ATTN:CLEAR MASSAGE FROM GBS MUTUAL BANK! 

Attn:David Debag.

Dear valued customer,

We received your mail of today,and all you said is 
noted.  We have more than 1000 affiliates account with 
different giant banks all over the world and these
are the accounts we use to by pass some international 
financial laws in helping You’re our rich customers of 
which you are one.

For premium type of account system the minimum 
activation fee is $10,550,  Once you make the payment 
to this account with other reqiuement we can 
now transfar your fund into your nominated account.

ACCOUNT NAME: LUKE LIN.CO LTD.
ACCOUNT NO: 47017001072-4
BANK NAME: TAIPEI BANK SUNGCHIANG 
BRANCH
BANK ADDRESS: 200,SUNGCHIANG 
ROAD,TAIWAN.R.O.C.
BANK TELEX NUMBER: 12924
BANK SWIFT: TPBTTWTP470.

Pay your fee in this account and forward the payment 
slip for verification of your payment.

Once your payment is verified your account will be 
credited and released for your withdrawal immediately.

We assure you security of your fund in our bank.

Thank you,
Yours faithfuly,
Welliams Jo

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(Editors Note- I give the bank some details.  I say Mr. Paul has agreed when he hasn't.  I am also starting to get bored.  I begin to say weird things.)

Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2004 12:35:52 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: ATTN:CLEAR MASSAGE FROM GBS MUTUAL BANK! 
To: "gbs mutaul bank of south africa" 
<gbs_2004@consultant.com> 

Mr. Jo,

Thank you for the clarification. I have already sent a 
representative to South Africa to further ensure this 
deal happens lusciously. When my representative, Mr. 
Jass, meets with Mr. Paul, they will together transfer 
the money with you and I on a conference call. I have 
instructed Mr. Jass to bridge us on when he and Mr. 
Paul are ready. Mr. Paul has agreed to these events.

Tidingly Fusia,

Dave Debag

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(Editors Note- Dr. Paul doesn't like that I sent a representative to South Africa.)

Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2004 18:56:32 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> Add 
to Address Book 
Subject: VIEW THE ATTACH COPY OF THE APPROVAL 
To: urnfn-dbag 

DAER DAVID,

HOW ARE YOU TODAY?  I GOT YOUR MAIL BUT YOU SEEMS TO BE 
ALL WRONG TO HAVE DECIDED TO SEND SOMEONE WHO IS A 
COMPLETE NOVICE TO RESERVED BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA AND 
WHO IS NOT EVEN INVOLVED IN THIS TRANSACTION.  THIS IS TO 
THE FACT I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION,  I 
CONTACTED YOU AND I INSRUCTED YOU ON WHAT TO DO, SO 
ANYTHING OUTSIDE MY INSRUCTIONS WILL BE A TREAT TP THIS 
TRANSACTION.  THIS I WILL NOT ACCEPT BECAUSE HOW FAR I 
HAVE GONE , HOW MUCH I HAVE SPENT TO SEE TO THE 
SUCESSFUL END OF THIS TTRANSACTION, AND A TOTAL STRANGER 
OUTSIDE THIS BUSINNESS COMMUNITY WILL NOT DESTROY ALL 
MY EFFORT.  SO I HEREBY CONDEMN THAT 
DEVELOPMENT.  INITIALLY, I TOLD YOU THAT THE ONLY FAITH 
THIS TRANSACTION HAS IS CONFIDENTIALITY.  ASSUMING, THE 
BANK INTEROGATE THIS PERSON ABOUT THE MATTERS OF THIS 
TRANSACTION, WHAT IS GOING TO ANSWER.  I HAVE SWORN AN 
AFFIDATE ON YOUR BEHALH WITH THE ASSISATANCE OF AN 
ATTORNEY BEFORE THE APPROVAL WAS MADE. LET ME ASK YOU, DO YOU EVER IMAGINED WHAT I WENT THROOUGH BEFORE THE 
APPROVAL WAS MADE? OR DO YOU THINK IT IS JUST AN 
ORDINARY PROCEEDURES? EVERY LEGAL FORMALITIES WAS 
OBSERVED.  SO, ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT THE RESERVED BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA HAS SO MANY ACCOUNTS IN SO MANY PLACE BECAUSE OF THEIR NUMEROUS CUSTOMERS.  BUT THE MOST 
IMPORTANT THING IS TO THE BASIS OF THE PAYMENT.  SO IT 
WILL INTEREST ME TO READ THE RESPONSE FROM THE 
CORRESSPONDING BANK TO KNOW WHAT EXACTLY IS OBTAINABLE.MR DAVID, THIS IS MY LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY AND I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO JEOPARDISE IT.  I HAVE SUFFERED A LOT IN THE CAUSE OF THIS TRANSACTION, I DID IT ALL ALONE FROM 
THE BEGINNING, SO YOU SHOULD ABIDE STRICTLY BY MY 
INSTRUCTIONS. NOW THAT THE PAYMENT HAS BEEN APPROVED, WE 
HAVE TO BE VERY VERY CAREFUL TO AVOID SILLY MISTAKES 
THAT WILL JEOPARDISE ALL MY EFFORTS.  MEANWHILE, FORWARD EVERY MAIL RECEIVED FROM THE CORRESPONDING BANK SO THAT I MYSELF WILL STILL INVESTIGATE THE BASIS OF THE PAYMENT.

BEST REGARDS,
DR KAMBORRA PAUL.

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(Editors Note- Dr. Paul had some time to reflect, and sent another message.  He now pries my emotions with a stern but caring lecture from a kindly older gentleman, and even addresses me as "my son".  I just want to be held.)

Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2004 21:58:32 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: VERY URGENT 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 

DEAR DAVID,

I READ YOUR MAIL THE SECOND TIME AND DEEM IT WISE TO 
GIVE YOU WORDS OF WISDOM JUST LIKE A FATHER WILL DO TO 
A SON.

WE HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL BEFORE WE MAKE SILLY 
MISTAKES THAT WILL REDUCE ME TO NOTHING BECAUSE I HAVE 
VIRTUALLY SPENT ALL I HAVE IN THE COURSE OF THIS 
TRANSACTION.

AS YOU KNOW, YOU ARE NOT THE ORIGINAL BENEFICIARY OF 
THIS FUND,  IT IS SIMPLY BECAUSE OF THE KEEN INTEREST I 
HAVE OVER THAT MONEY THAT I PROPOSED SUCH AN ARRAGEMENT 
WHICH WITH MY OOD OFFICES I WAS ABLE TO MAKE IT TO THE 
FINAL APPROVAL FROM THE RESERVED BANK.

THE RESEVED BANK IS THE APEX BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA 
GIVES THE LAST APPROVAL OF ANY SUCH AN AMOUNT THAT IS 
TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY.

TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE, RESERVE BANK OF SOUTH 
AFRICA DOES NOT DEAL WITH INDIVIDUAL HENCE THE REASON 
WHY YOU WERE INSTRUCTED TO CONTACT THE LOCAL BANK FOR 
FUND RELEASE.

SO ALL YOU NEED TO DO NOW IS TO GET ME THE RESPONSE 
FROM THE BANK SO TAHT I CAN INVESTIGATE IT WITH MY GOOD 
OFFICE.

I THANK GOD I WAS ABLE TO SECURE CERTIFICATE FROM 
RESEREVE BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA.  SO MY SON, ANY LITTLE 
MISCONDUCT WILL BE TANTAMOOUNT TO JEOPARDIZING MY 
EFFORT AND WHERE WILL MY FAITH LAND ME.

SO, THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE TO ABIDE BY MY INSTRUCTIONS, I 
WANT THIS MONEY WIRED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO THAT I CAN 
LEAVE SOUTH AFRICA AND START UP WITH MY REAL ESTATE 
BUSINESS. I KNOW THE GENESIS OF THIS BUSINESS, SO I AM IN 
A BETTER POSITION TO TELL YOU WHAT IS OBTAINABLE.

HOW ABOUT MY HOUSE?  HAVE YOU MADE PROPER ARRANGEMENT FOR THAT?,  I WILL WANT TO HAVE SOME PRIVACY WITH MY 
FAMILY, SO I NEED TO PACK IMMEDIATELY I ARRIVE.

SO, GET BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY WITH THE RESPONSE FROM 
THE BANK.

REGARDS,

DR. PAUL

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(Editors Note- Here is Dr. Paul, oops, I mean MR.WELLIAMS JO from the bank.  I get so confused, it's almost like they are the same person.  He still wants some money.  I am still bored.)

From: "gbs mutaul bank of south africa" 
<gbs_2004@consultant.com> 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 05:16:58 -0500 
Subject: PAYMENT SCHEDULE!! 

ATTN:DAVID,

DEAR VALUE COSTUMER,

WE RECIEVE YOUR MAIL OF TODAY AND ALL YOU SAID IS 
NOTED, WE WANT YOU TO ACT FAST TO ENABLE US FINISH THIS 
TRANSACTION IMMEDIATELY WE HAVE A SORT TIME TO CONCLUDE 
THIS TRANSACTION, YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT 
IMMEDIATELY WE HAVE TOO MANY COSTUMER TO ATTEND IT DUE 
TO THE DIRECTION COME FROM RESERVE BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA 
YOU ARE THE PROMINENT PERSON TO ATTEND 

YOU ARE REQUIERD TO SEND THE PAYMENT SLIP TO US AFTER 
THE PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY.

WE ARE WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT REPONSE.

WELLCOME TO OUR BANK.

MR.WELLIAMS JO.

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(Editors Note- Here's Dr. Paul again.)

Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 03:28:12 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 

DAER MR DAVID,

I HAVE MADE ALL THE NECESSARY ENQUIRIES AND DISCOVERED 
THAT THE BANK IS ACTING UNDER STRICT INSTRUCTIONS.

I CANNOT MEET WITH YOUR MESSENGER UNTIL THIS 
TRANSACTION IS OVER.I WOULDN'T WANT MY BANK TO SUSPECT 
ANY MISCONDUCT.

SO YOU GO AHEAD AND COMPLY SO THAT THIS MONEY IS WIRED 
IMMEDIATELY.

GOOD DAY,

DR KAMBORRA

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(Editors Note- I think I am getting an ultimatum from the bank.  A very poorly typed ultimatum.)

From: "gbs mutaul bank of south africa" 
<gbs_2004@consultant.com> 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 05:54:55 -0500 
Subject: URGENT RESPONSE FROM GBS MUTUAL BANK. 


ATTN: Devied,
Dear Value Costumer,

NOTE:
You are requiered to make the payment today to enable 
us transacfared your money in to your accout we want this transaction 
to be concluded, so we can effected you account immediatly.  Instruction from 
Reserve Bank of South Africa.We just recieve massage from them for the 
release of your fund please do the payment fast.

thanks
Mr.welliam Jo. 

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(Editors Note- By now I am as bored as you probably are right now.  I just start to make up stupid shit to see what the response will be.  Since Dr. Paul said I needed him and Hugh Jass would crumble under interrogation, I told Dr. Paul the opposite happened, and it was not to my liking.  I also told him I found him on the internet.  Instead of telling him I know he is a scammer, I tell him I think he is offering other people the same deal.  I like the idea of "catching" someone, but coming to the wrong conclusion.)

Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 08:38:47 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 

Dr. Paul,

A strange thing has happened. My assistant, Mr. Hugh 
Jass, arrived in Johannesburg with no contacts. We 
could not get a hold of you, so I sent him to the South 
African Bank. He talked to the manager, gave him all 
the information, and the manager said he was confused. 
After negotiations with me on the phone, the bank 
manager gave Mr. Jass a cashiers chaeck for 11 Million 
dollars. I told him it should be 34 million, but he 
said with taxes and the conversion rate, this was all 
we get.

I am very angry with you Dr. Paul. My share should be 
14 million, and you explicitly said in you earlier 
email that you would handle the taxes. Also, you have 
lectured me on the importance of secrecy. I decided 
to do a little research on you, Dr. Paul. The research 
provided no less than 30 examples of you offering deals 
of the like to other individuals. I believe you were 
going to give me a share much less than offered. And 
since the bank manager only gave me 11 million, I 
believe you were going to make me split that with all 
the others on the internet. 

I consider this to be breach of contract, our agreement 
is null and void. I will keep the proceeds of 11 
Million, which barely pays for my flights, parties, 
Traveling Circus, personal expediator and Flatulator.

I am very disappointed in you Mr. Paul. Good luck with 
your real estate in South Africa.

Dave Debag

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(Editors Note- He tries to get my real phone number.  Apparently the OB/GYN Clinic isn't forwarding scammers calls to me.)

From: "gbs mutaul bank of south africa" 
<gbs_2004@consultant.com> 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 10:39:50 -0500 
Subject: ATTN:HIGH PEROIRITY!!(URGENTELY) 


ATTN:DAVID,

DEAR VALUE COSTUMER,

PLEASE NOTIFY US ON HOW TO REACH YOU ON PHONE TO OUR 
BANK

WE TRIED THE NUMBER WHICH RESERVE BANK SEND TO US IT 
NOT RESPONDING.

PLEASE WE ARE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.

THANKS WE ASSURE YOU PROPER SECURITY IN OUR BANK.

WELLIAMS JO.

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(Editors Note- I try to cut the bank out.)

Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 08:44:38 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: ATTN:HIGH PEROIRITY!!(URGENTELY) 
To: "gbs mutaul bank of south africa" 
<gbs_2004@consultant.com> 

Mr. Jo,

I have just apprised Dr.Paul of the situation. Your 
services are no longer needed. 

Consequently,

Dave Ura Debag

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(Editors Note- I tell more outlandish lies to the douche bag.  I want to see if I can scare him a little.)

Date: Fri, 1 Oct 2004 08:42:08 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: DR KAMBORRA HERE. 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 

Mr. Paul,

I only have moments. When I went to the airport to 
meet Mr. Jass, we were immediately detained by the 
United States Bank Theft Commission. They interrogated 
me with international warrants, I fear they will track 
you down and bring you to justice. They are probably 
tracking all our previous emails as we speak.

I rue the day I became involved in this business, they 
have threatened 20 years in jail unless I cooperated. 
They have everything. Take your family and run. 
Warning you was the least I could do.

Maniacally,

Dave Ura Debag

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(Editors Note- Dr. Poo is not pleased with my getting 11 million, nor the US Banking Commission becoming involved.  But luckily, he is there to protect my interests.  Plus he throws a little note to my family.  What a sweetheart.)

Date: Fri, 1 Oct 2004 09:06:20 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: HIGH PRIORITY 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 

DEAR MR DAVID,

I JUST WANT TO USE THIS MEDIUM TO TELL YOU THAT 
ANYTHING THAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS GREATER THAN YOU.  I TOLD 
YOU TO STICTLY ABIDE BY MY INSTRUCTIONS BUT YOU 
WOULDN'T LISTEN INSTEAD YOU DECIDED TO DO THAT WHICH 
PLESES YOU.  FIRSTLY, I WAS THE PERSON THAT CONTACTED 
YOU, AND I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT IS OBTAINABLE IN THE 
BANKING SECTOR, SO I WAS IN A BETTER POSITION TO BRIEF 
YOU.  THOUGH THAT'S BY THE WAY.  WHAT IS ASTAKE NOW IS FOR 
YOU TO ABIDE WITH WHAT EVER I TELL YOU HENCEFORTH.  THE 
MONEY IN QUESTION THAT WAS DEPOSITED BY DANIEL B. JONES 
IS $34 USD, SO ANYTHING LESS THAN THAT IS NOT OUR 
MONEY.  I TOLD YOU THAT THE (G.B.S)BANK WAS WORKING UNDER 
THE INSTRUCTIONS OF THE RESERVED BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA 
BUT YOU WOULDN'T COMPLY.  INVESTIGATED IT AND FOUND THAT 
IT WAS TRUE .  I TOLD YOU BUT YOU DECIDED TO ACT SELFISHLY.

HOWEVR, I READ YOUR MAIL OF YESTERDAY AND ALL YOU SAID I 
BELIEVE WAS NOT RIGHT.  SO ALL YOU NEED TO DO NOW IS TO 
FORWARD TO ME THE BANK ACCOUNT IN WHICH THE GBS MUTUAL 
BANK SEND TO YOU FOR PROPER VERIFICATION.

SECONDLY. I WANT YOU TO COMPLY WITH THE BANK WHICH THE 
RESERVE BANK USES IN TRANSFERING THEIR INHERITANCE 
FUND,

I TOLD YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS %100 FREE RISK YOU 
HAVE NOTHING TO BE AFRAID ON I AM HERE TO PROTECT YOUR 
INTEREST.

I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.

GOD BLESS

MY REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILY.

DR.KAMBORRA.
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(Editors Note- More lies from me.  I act very contrite.  Since it is Friday, I make something up so I will not have to tell him lies over the weekend. )

Date: Fri, 1 Oct 2004 12:37:35 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag@blank.com> View Contact 
Details 
Subject: Re: HIGH PRIORITY 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 

Dr. Paul,

Thank God! I thought I messed everything up. The 
USBTC had to let me go for lack of evidence, although 
there was enough that I had to post 10 million dollars 
bond, basically all of what Mr. Hugh Jass got in South 
Africa, plus I still have all my debts.

I am sorry for not following all of your instructions, 
and am willing to concede all decisions to you. The 
next few days will be spent fulfilling all your wishes.

Just tell me what to do. I went to the bank website on 
my approval certificate and it did not come up, 
hopefully it is not to late. 

I am leaving the country today, but should have 
wireless access to my email. I will try my hardest to 
stay in touch, but cannot promise contact for 2 
business days. I will be in the Cayman Islands trying 
to get the GBS bank all it needs including my account 
numbers and $10,000 dollars, and getting much needed 
rest, 

Please, send me a note of encouragement, perhaps a 
picture of you and your family. I need inspiration to 
fulfill our destiny.

D. Ura Debag

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Date: Sat, 2 Oct 2004 05:44:19 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> Add 
to Address Book 
Subject: GOD IS IN CONTROL. 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag@yahoo.com> 


DEAR MR DAVID,
THERE IS THIS SAYING THAT GOES LIKE THIS.  ONCE
BITTEN,TWICE SHILE.  I AM NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT THE
PREDICAMENT THAT BEFELL YOU.ALL THE SAME, IT STILL
SERVE AS A DETERENCE.  THAT IS WHY I HAVE ALWAYS SOUNDED
TO YOU THE IMPORTANCE OF KEEPING THIS TRANSACTION
CONFIDENTIAL UNTIL WE CONCLUDE WITH IT.  THEN THE
OUTCOME WILL BECOME THE EVIDENCE TO YOUR EFFORT.
BE IT AS IT MAY, I BELIEVE I HAVE SENT YOU THE
CERTIFICATE OR DID YOU NOT RECEIVE IT.IF NO, I SHALL
SEND IT A AGAIN.  I STILL HAVE THE SCAN COPY OF IT IN MY
EMAIL BOX FOR FUTURE REFERENCES.
ALL THE SAME, THERE IS NOTHING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT AS
LONG AS YOU ABIDE BY MY INSTUCTIONS SO WE CAN REACH TO
THE PEAK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.  I WILL ALWAYS TREAT YOU
LIKE A FATHER WILL DO TO A SON.
MEANWHILE, YOU KNOW WE DON'T HAVE TO WASTE TIME WITH
THE G.B.S BANK SINCE AN ORDER HAS BEEN ISSUED FROM THE
RESERVED BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA FOR IMMEDIATE FUND
RELEASE.
SO, YOU SHOULD ENDEAVOUR TO REACH MR JO OGF G.B.S AS
SOON AS POSSIBLE SO THAT THIS FUND WILL BE WIRED
IMMEDIATELY.  I AM DOING MY OWN BIT HERE IN SOUTH AFRICA
TO PROTECT ALL OUR BUSINESS INTEREST HERE.  AS SOON AS
THE FUND IS WIRED, WE SHALL DISCUSS ON WHERE EXACTLY WE
WILL MEET TO DISCUSS THE DETAILS OF OUR INTENDED
INVESTMENT.
NEVERTHELESS, JUST KEEP FIT AND LOOK FORWARD TO A
SUCESSFUL END OF THIS TRANSACTION.
GOD BLESS YOU.

REGARDS,

DR KAMBORRA.

(Editors Note- I have never heard the saying "ONCE
BITTEN,TWICE SHILE."  He also portrays our relationship as a father/son relationship.  At the end he tells me to "keep fit".  Sounds like genuine fatherly concern.)
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(Editors Note- Again, I am urged to complete the transaction.  He also keeps calling the OB/GYN clinic trying to get ahold of me.)

Date: Mon, 4 Oct 2004 04:03:14 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> Add 
to Address Book 
Subject: URGENT ATTENTION. 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag@blank.com> 

DEAR MR DAVID,

I AM WRITING TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE LIMITED TIME
FOR THIS TRANSACTION.  I WROTE YOU SINCE THE PAST TWO
DAYS BUT HAVE NOT RECEIVED ANY RESPONSE FROM YOU.
MEANWHILE, HAVE YOU BEEN ABLE TO REACH MR JO OF
G.B.S?  PLEASE INTIMATE ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVED THIS
MAIL.
MORESO, I TRIED TO CALL YOU ON THE NUMBER YOU GAVE TO
ME BUT IT NORMALLY GOES TO THE ANSWERING MACHINE. SO,
ENDEAVOUR TO SEND ME YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER SO
THAT I CAN ALWAYS CONTACT FOR CASES THAT DEMANDS
URGENT ATTENTION.

REGARDS,
DR. PAUL

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(Editors Note- He doesn't read my emails carefully, but I don't read his carefully either.  I am really bored at this point, so I write the most ridiculous things I can think of just to see if he pays attention at all.  I admit everything to him, the names, the email, that I know he is a shyster and I have been tricking him.  I even throw in some spanglish/spanish.)

Date: Mon, 4 Oct 2004 08:57:10 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: URGENT ATTENTION. 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 

Dr. Poo,

Me thinks you did not read my last email. I have been 
in the Islands evading capture. I keep calling Mr. Jo, 
but he will not return my calls. I grow worried. Did 
I tell you my arm fell off? I don't know what to do. 
I smoked some cocaine to settle down but it made the 
flight controller eat cheese.

Daddy, will you tell me a story? I want one with 
fairy's and tooth brushes and stage hands. urnfn-dbag 
stands for "you are a fucking douche bag". I love you.

Please don't steal my money. I already gave you 
$14,839 and .52 cents. If my burger wrapper is greasy 
I shall perish. Hugh Jass means Huge Ass. I have 
tricked you for weeks. Why does it snow in the deep 
fryer?

If the Ice Cream melts, I shall surely shortchange 
shysters. I can't believe you actually thought I 
believed your story. I grow bored because no matter 
what fake story, fake names, fake phone numbers, fake 
addresses I give, you continually try to rip me off in 
the most fatherly way you know how. Watch out where 
those huskies go, don't you eat no yellow snow.

Que el chanceos tu ignoro el hinto's y escribe me back 
for mucho dinero? That is the best Spanglish I know. 
Tu es muy estupido.

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(Editors Note- Nope, he isn't even paying attention to what I send him.  It would be disheartening, except that I know he is wasting his time on me.  He accuses me of trying to steal the money that I will never get from him.)

Date: Tue, 5 Oct 2004 01:33:40 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: HIGH PRIORITY 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 

DEAR MR.DAVID,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU OVER THERE,
HOWEVER I WANT TO KNOW WHAT KEPT YOU SO LONG UPTO THIS 
MOMENT TO CLAIM OUR MONEY, I DONT LIKE THE WAY YOU ARE 
HANDLING THIS TRANSACTION, I AM BEING WORRIED ABOUT IT 
OR HAVE YOU CONIVED WITH THE BANK AND TAKE THE MONEY 
ALONE?
I WANT YOU TO UPDATE ME IMMEDIATELY.
AS REGARDS OF YOUR LAST MAIL YOU HAVE TO CONTACT THE 
BANK AND IMFORM THEM UPDATING THEM OF THE LATEST 
DEVELOPMENT.
I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY

REGARDS,

DR. PAUL.

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(Editors Note- Since he will not pay attention, I create a sticking point from which i will not budge, thus forcing his to read my stupid emails.)

Date: Tue, 5 Oct 2004 08:51:34 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: HIGH PRIORITY 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010> 

Dr. Paul,

In order to know that you are not tricking me, I need 
you to take a picture of yourself with a specific 
phrase, so that I know you are not conniving to trick 
me. 

When I get an email with a picture of you holding a 
sign that says, "I love the male Hugh Jass!", I will 
send you the money.

Send it quickly!

Dave

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(Editors Note- Now I have his attention.  This is the first email he starts to get genuinely testy.)

Date: Thu, 7 Oct 2004 03:40:59 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> Add 
to Address Book 
Subject: FROM DR PAUL 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 

MR DAVID,

I AM REALLY SURPRISED AT YOU.  DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T BE 
SERIOUS FOR JUST ONE BIT. I AM REALLY ASHAMED OF MYSELF 
HAVING SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU. I AM VERY DISSAPOINTED 
AT YOU.I SUPPOSED ANYBODY AT THE AGE OF 24 TO BE 
MATURED? SO I WONDER WHY YOUR OWN CASE IS LIKE THIS.

IF NOT FOR THE FACT THAT THE CERTIFICATE HAS BEEN 
ISSUED IN YOUR NAME, I BELIEVE I KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE 
DONE.  BUT IT IS A BIT LATE.  BUT I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND 
NOW IS THAT I DON'T JOKE WITH MY BUSINESS AND I THINK 
NO REASONABLE PERSON DOES.

SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR HEADS DOWN AND LET SEE HOW THIS 
MONEY CAN BE TRANSFERED. YOU ARE SOUNDING LIKE 
THIS, PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU DID NOT CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING 
RIGHT FROM THE COMMENCEMENT OF THIS TRANSACTION.  I BEG 
YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD, DON'T JEOPARDISE MY EFFORT AS I 
MAY NOT BE HAPPY WITH YOU.

MORESO, DON'T JOKE WITH ME AGAIN.

THANK YOU.

DR. PAUL

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(Editors Note- No matter how guilty he tries to make me feel, I still want the stupid picture.)

Date: Thu, 7 Oct 2004 08:36:41 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: FROM DR PAUL 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 

Dr. Paul,

I am still a bit wary by what I found in my research. 
You have made this offer to many others. 

If you want your 14 million, you need my $10,550 to 
make the transfer. If you want the $10,550, you will 
send me the picture I asked for that relates to my 
assistant, Mr. Hugh Jass. You will hold a sign that 
says "I love male Huge Jass".

If you don't send this picture, I will know you are 
playing with me.

Send the picture! No more lectures! Do it or I will 
travel to the bank and withdraw the money with no 
transfer fee, and keep the proceeds!

D. Ura Debag

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Date: Thu, 7 Oct 2004 11:39:41 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: FROM DR PAUL 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 


DEAR MR DAVID,

I STILL DON'T BELIEVE YOU UNDERSTAND ME,  THE MONEY THAT 
IS TO BE TRANSFERED IS $34.AND THE $10,500 IS THE BANK 
CHARGES,  SO BEAR IT IN MIND THAT YOU ARE NOT FAVOURING 
ME. IT IS FOR OUR OWN BENEFITS.  I HAVE BEEN DOING THAT 
FROM THE BEGINNING OF THIS TRANSACTION.  AS TO THE 
PICTURE OF YOUR ASSISTANCE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE 
TALKING ABOUT.  SO PLEASE AND PLEASE, DON'T JEOPARDISE MY 
EFFORT.  JUST TRY AND BE A BIT REASONABLE,  AND YOU SEE 
EVERYTHING WORK OUT FOR GOOD.

REGARDS,

DR PAUL.

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(Editors Note- Another damn ultimatum.)

From: "gbs mutaul bank of south africa" 
<gbs_2004@consultant.com> 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag@yahoo.com> 
Date: Fri, 08 Oct 2004 05:23:59 -0500 
Subject: ATTN:URGENT MASSAGE. 


ATTN: DAVID,

DEAR VALUE CUSTOMER,

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE WROTE AN APPLICATION 
TO HIGHER 
AUTHORITY ON YOUR BEHAVE THAT YOU ARE NOT READY TO 
CLEIRM YOUR INHERITANCE.
WE ARE GOING TO SEND THE MONEY BACK TO RESERVEBANK OF 
SOUTH AFRICA IF 
YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITH US BY MONDAY BEEN 11TH-10-2004.
WE ARE WAITING FOR ALL THE REQUIRD DOCUMENTS TO WIRED 
YOUR MONEY INTO 
YOUR PERSONAL ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT ANY DELAY.
THANKS
WALLIAM JO.

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Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2004 08:28:41 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: FROM DR PAUL 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 

Dr. Plow,

If you do not send me the picture I have requested, the 
deal is off, and I will have no more to do with you. I 
just spent $50,000 in Las Vegas last night and am in no 
mood to play any more of your games. I received a 
message from the GBS bank giving me one week to claim 
the money. If you do not comply, that deadline will 
pass and you will get nothing. I will fly to the bank 
myself and claim my money.

Send the picture!

You're A Debag  (Editors Note- I straight up tell him he is a douche bag.)
  
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(Editors Note- More guilt tripping from my dad.)

Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2004 20:16:16 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: FROM DR PAUL 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 

DEAR DAVID,

WHY DO YOU WANT TO MAKE THINGS FOR ME AND MY FAMILY?  I 
THOUGHT YOU ARE MY TRUSTED PARTNER.  THIS MONEY BELONGS 
TO THE BOTH OF US AND MY FUTURE LIES THERE. I CONTACTED 
YOU FIRST AS A PARTNER THAT I WILL TRUST AND NOT THAT 
WHOM WILL JEOPARDISE MY LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY.

PLEASE, PLEASE AND PLEASE, DO NOT PROVOKE ME THE MORE 
WITH THAT YOUR PICTURE ISUE. LET'S CLAIM THIS MONEY AND 
FORGET ABOUT THIS YOUR ISSUE OF PICTURE. WE STILL HAVE 
SOME HAPPY BUSINESS DAY AHEAD OF US.  SO DON'T BEGIN TO 
MAKE THINGS DIFFICULT FOR ME. I REALLY WOULD NOT BE 
HAPPY IF ANYTHING NEGATIVE HAPPENS TO THAT MONEY.

REGARDS,

DR. PAUL.

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(Editors Note- Ha may be catching on.)

Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 17:22:45 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: FROM DR PAUL 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 

DEAR MR DAVID,

CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON.  IT WAS YOU THAT 
TOLD ME OF TE ALTIMATUM FROM THE BANK, YET THERE IS NO 
POSITIVE EFFORT TOWARDS ENSURING THAT THIS MONEY IS 
CLAIMED BEFORE THE DEADLINE

IN YOUR LAST MAIL., YOU DID SAY THAT IF I DO NOT SEND 
THE PICTURE I DO NOT KNOW OF, THAT YOU WILL ALLOW THE 
DEADLINE FROM THE GBS TO LAPSE, THEN YOU CAN FLY TO THE 
BANK AND CLAIM THE MONEY AND I WILL STAND TO GAIN 
NOTHING AT THE END OF THE DAY.

BUT I TELL YOU TODAY, THAT YOU CANNOT DESTROY ALL THAT I 
HAVE GATHERED SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THIS TRANSACTION.

JUST INCASE YOU FLY TO THE BANK FOR THE MONEY AND 
PARAVENTURE YOU ARE INTEROGATED, WHAT FACTS ARE YOU TO 
PRESENT ABOUT MR DANIEL B JONES..  I CONTACTED YOU AND I 
KNOW EVERYTHING, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD FROM THE ONSET 
THAT YOU CANNOT ASSIST ME, THEN I WOULD HAVE DECIDED ON 
WHAT TO DO NEXT INTEAD OF WAISTNG MY TIME WITH AN 
UNSERIOUS BEING OF YOUR TYPE.

SO, DAVID, TRY AND PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOE AND SEE 
REASONS WHY THIS MONEY HAS TO BE TRANSFERED BEFORE THE 
GBS BANK DEADLINE.

REGARDS,

DR PAUL.

(Editors Note- Nope, he isn't catching on.)

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(Editors Note- I am very bored.  I have admitted everything and he keeps trying to rip me off.  So I break up with him.  I feel it is over, I need to move on.)

Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 08:29:15 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: FROM DR PAUL 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 

Paul,

This will be my last contact with you. 

Love,

D. Ura Debag

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(Editors Note- He gets kinda pissed and I get my first threat.  It's about time.)

Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 12:00:42 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> Add 
to Address Book 
Subject: FROM DR PAUL 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag@blank.com> 


MR DAVID OR WHATEVER YOU CALL YOURSELF.  YOU KNOW THAT 
SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY DISSAPOINTED ENTRUSTING YOU WITH 
THIS FORM OF TRANSACTION.  BUT ALL THE SAME, IT MAY 
INTEREST YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERY DOCUMENT WAS MADE IN 
YOUR NAME AND I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO CLAIM THE MONEY 
WITHOUT YOU.  SO, YOU STILL HAVE TO ASSIST ME.  IF YOU DON'T 
NEED THE MONEY, I MYSELF NEEDS IT.

SO THE ISSUE IS THAT, IF YOU ARE TRYING TO BE OBSTINATE 
ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING, I CERTAINLY KNOW WHAT I WILL DO 
TO YOU. AND I KNOW YOU WOULD NOT LIKE IT. SO THE EARLIER 
YOU COMPLY THE BETTER. IT WAS OUR INITIAL AGREEMENT TO 
SEE TO THE SUCCESSFUL END OF THIS TRANSACTION WHICH YOU 
WILLINGLY ACCEPT WITHOUT NO FORM OF DURESS OR UNDUE 
INFLUENCE. SO YOU BETTER KEEP A COOL HEAD AND LET'S FACE 
THE TASK AHEAD OF US.

GOODDAY,

DR PAUL

(Editors Note- I guess he knows what he could do to me.  Plus he feels he knows me well enough to know that I would not like what he could do to me.  He also says, "or whatever you call yourself".  Shinkafi Badmus said that to my pilot Ace  Maybe it's the same scammer.)

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(Editors Note- Another damn ultimatum from the bank.)

From: "gbs mutaul bank of south africa" 
<gbs_2004@consultant.com> 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 04:10:08 -0500 
Subject: ATTN:URGENT NOTICE FROM GBS MUTUAL BANK! 

ATTN:
DEAR VALUE CUSTOMER,

WE ARE HERE BY INFORMING ALL THE CUSTOMER WITH 
INHERITANCE FUND TO COME TO US IMMEDIATELY AND CLEIRM THEIR INHERITANCE MONEY ON OR BEFORE FRIDAY, FIALUE TO DO SO WE WILL SEND THEIR MONEY BACK TO THE ORIGEN.

THIS URGENT NOTICE TO ALL THE VALUE CUSTOMERS.
THANKS FOR BANKING WITH US.
WALLIAM JO.

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(Editors Note- I am done.  This guy is SO boring.)

Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 08:28:21 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: ATTN:URGENT NOTICE FROM GBS MUTUAL BANK! 
To: "gbs mutaul bank of south africa" 
<gbs_2004@consultant.com> 


Keep the money, I don't want it.

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(Editors Note- Will Dr. Plow get the hint after this email?)

Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 10:12:36 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 
Subject: Re: FROM DR PAUL 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 

Dr. Paul,

I traced the phone number you gave me, Mr. Huge Ass is 
coming for you. You will be taught a lesson.

You will be sorry.

Dave Ura Debag

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(Editors Note-  I threaten him with Hugh Jass.  He doesn't care.  He STILL thinks he can get money from me.)

Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 16:02:22 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 
Subject: FROM DR PAUL 
To: "David Debag" <urnfn-dbag> 

DAVID,

PLEASE WILL YOU DO ME THIS FAVOUR? APLLY TO GBS BANK FOR 
RETURN OF THAT MONEY TO THE RESERVE BANK OF SOUTH 
AFRICA. I THINK THAT WILL GO A LONG WAY IN HELPING BOTH 
OF US.  I JUST NEED TO HAVE MY PEACE.

REGARDS,

DR PAUL.

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Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 10:20:31 -0700 (PDT) 
From: "David Debag" <urnfnd-bag> 
Subject: Re: FROM DR PAUL 
To: "dr.kamborra paul" <kam_paul010@yahoo.com> 


Dr. Paul, 
Good news, I talked to the bank and got all the money. 
Give me your address and I'll send you a cashiers 
check.
Dave

(Editors Note- I send one last stupid email, and finally I got no response. It's about fucking time.)

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