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My former roommates Frame and Ash each dig girls on opposite sides of the height spectrum.  Frame's girlfriend Rachel barely qualifies for amusement park rides, while Ash's (uh hmmmm) "lady friend" Bridgette intimidates most men with her Manute Bol-ish height and wingspan.


Rachel and Bridgette.


Ryan runs dangerously close to the vaunted and patented "Sorority Girl Cheek To Cheek Picture Pose™", but misses Jessica's trap by mere centimeters.




Frame kind of taught the dog Maggie to play dead with his "lead by example" instructional style.  I wish he would also teach Maggie to put on some pants.  


Nic was treated to coke by his mommy and daddy for being good.  They also made him wear a helmet because sugar gets him all wound up.






My friend Lael serves Chuck's needs. (she hated this picture so I had to change it.)





Speaking of Chuck, a couple of weeks ago, I came home and he was no where to be found.  After searching occasionally for a couple of hours, I remembered the trick to locating the cat that can't be faded.  I opened the doors and turned down the music, and waited for the sounds of a Chuck administered ass whipping.  Sure as shit, within 10 minutes the sounds of pain were heard.  Ash and I fanned out, pin pointed Chuck's location, and saved some poor pathetic  animal additional lessons in pain.  Here is how Chuck looked upon re-entering the civility of my homestead.  Notice chuck shows no bleeding.  A testament to his abilities.  



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