We'll
start with Shannah in a Dan Sandwich.
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Who touched my boob? Is it cold in here?
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Fine. I'll touch your boob. Kinda saggy.
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Alright, the rest are all from New Years. I went to a house
party thrown by a girl I didn't really know. I don't usually
go to girl's houses when I don't know their names. Or at
least have a nickname in my head I have made up for them.
But I made an exception since many of my friends were there.
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That damn dancing game came to the party.
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Frame was wearing his dancing game outfit, so he danced.
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It was 8pm and Holly passed out.
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Don't worry Holly, Frame will take care of you. REAL good
care.
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Here's Rob and Taya. I have no idea how to spell her
name. Sounds like Tay-uhh. Phonetically, it's
appropriate because I think they are in porn.
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Eric is in porn too.
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Here's the guys. I will not show a picture of all the ladies,
thus keeping the extent of the sausagefest a secret.
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Oh joy, a brand new year. Shorter of breath and one day
closer to death. The days are long but the years are
fast. This year I resolve to get more tail than a toilet
seat. Just not at this swordfight.
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