Picture Gallery 1

When Doug was young, and people asked me how he was, I would answer, "tumbly." No one knew what that meant. UNTIL NOW.	Watch Doug Chew on the lamp. The metal lamp.
Every morning at about 7 Doug comes in my room and licks my face. I tell people "Doug licks my face" and they look at me weird.	You can tell Doug will grow into a handsome feline. Not debonair like my dearly departed feline Chuck, but handsome nonetheless.
Lenny is ready for some fools at the Rec. Center to step to him.	Angie is pleased because a handsome man wants to take her picture. Her nickname for me is, "Dream come true". DCT for short.
Angie and I went out in Vegas. I bought my outfit there. Since I have arms like an orangutan and legs like a giraffe, it was a hectic process. My pants were too short, but after 5 drinks they seemed like an ok length. Unlike Angie, I am unable to throw on any old rag and look marvelous.	Since Angie is a woman, she wanted to see some flower arrangement at the Bellagio. Whoopee! It was an oriental theme, and boy was it stunning. We played the game where we had to find a couple that looked like they wanted a picture and do a picture taking trade. I am uncomfortable with that since seeing European Vacation (as I have mentioned in the About Me section), but Angie is a pro and assured me it would be ok.